Game over

Wrong. Why? BECAUSE. You lose all your lives. You have nothing. You are like Rihanna without her umbrella, or Timmy without his mallet, or Dogtanian without his tenuous cash-in on Alexandre Dumas.

You're obviously not yet Fat Roland-minded enough to do this quiz and so need to go into training. Start at the beginning again, but not before you're got yourself a copy of Adropiean Galactic Lego Set Blues. It's funny, it's dark, it's illustrated and, unlike your quiz answers, has all the right words in...