Game over

Wrong. 'Pony' was incorrect. It was 'hairdo'. And yes, that's a genuine excerpt from the book. This may all seem random, but there's a huge disparity between a pony and a hairdo, as in you'd only want one of them on your head. The damage is done: you lose your last life and your game is over.

You're obviously not yet Fat Roland-minded enough to do this quiz and so need to go into training. Start at the beginning again, but not before you're got yourself a copy of Adropiean Galactic Lego Set Blues. It's funny, it's dark, it's illustrated and, unlike your quiz answers, has all the right words in...